LOST WIFE
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled.

"Why talk to me?" she asked.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere"

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